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April 21, 2024

“And we all stand alone when the charge is made. Sad way to live, what a way to die, We’re all little children playing grown-up games. Oh, stray dogs that live on the highway walk on three legs. They move too slow to get the the message.” Leon Russell – ‘Ballad For A Soldier’

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