Carter C. Crabtree’s
May 18, 2024

“We’re sad little children playing grown-up games.” Leon Russell & The Asylum Choir – “Ballad For A Soldier”

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Hand-Picked Florida Goodness:

WHEW! FREE Florida Orange Juice Will Continue To Flow At Welcome Centers After Close Call

VERY STRANGE: Florida Home Sales Are Stagnant and SELLERS Are Motivated? Yes.

Star Florida Baseball Shortstop In Deep Doo-doo.

Carefully-crafted commentary from Carter C. Crabtree

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Current Statewide Florida Radar
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Carter Crabtree’s Travel Menu

Daily Specials:
Sunrise/Sunset Times: Miami - Tampa
Live Cams: South Beach - Clearwater Beach
Cape Canaveral Launch Calendar
Kennedy Space Center
Space Coast Live Cams

Secret Florida News Sites:
Florida Phoenix
Miami New Times
Flamingo Magazine
Florida Daily
Florida Bulldog
La Gaceta (Tampa)

Not-So-Secret News Sites:
Miami/Ft. Lauderdale/Palm Beach/S. Fla.
Miami Herald
Sun Sentinel (Ft. Laud.)
All S. Fla. Television Resources

Tampa/St. Petersburg/Sarasota/SW Fla.
Tampa Bay Times
WWSB (Sarasota ABC)
Fort Myers

Orlando/Central Fla.
Orlando Sentinel

Jacksonville/ NE-NW Fla.
Florida Times-Union
WJXT (Independent)
Tallahassee Democrat
NWF Daily News
WCTV (CBS Tally)
Palatka Daily News
And Yes...The Villages

Fresh From The Floridan Aquifer

Rainbow Springs (Ocala) $
Ginnie Springs (Gainesville-ish) $
Wakulla Springs (Tallahassee) $
Devil's Den (small town of Williston) $
Itchetucknee Springs (NW of Gainesville) $
Weeki Wachee Springs (Tampa Bay Area-ish) $

For Starters

The Kennedy Space Center (Orlando area) $$$
Circle B Bar Reserve (Lakeland) Free
Castillo de San Marcos (St. Augustine) $
Florida County Parks ($)
Florida State Parks ($)
Florida Federal Parks ($)

Our Favorite Visitor Gut Busters

The Magic Kingdom (Orlando*) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Universal Studios (Orlando*) $$$$$$$
Seaworld (Orlando*)$$$$$$$
Busch Gardens (Tampa*) $$$$$$
LegoLand (Winter Haven**) $$$$$$$

Florida’s After-Hours Desert Offerings

Florida Best Night Spots And More (Prices vary)
'Gentlemen's' Clubs ($ to $$$$$$ and beyond)
*One memorable family fight included!
**Free realization you're not in Orlando anymore! Plus, A Family Fight, Too!

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