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Free
beer nixed at Busch Gardens
Gratuitous tourist buzz: Gone
Dog's worst friend
Here's why
Father
& daughter nabbed on bogus buck charges
Looked, felt, smelled funny
Tasered
Emu tops 2008 weird news in Bad Florida
Iguanas fell from the sky
Booty
for butt bandit
Boutique boosted
Photo: Peter Klashorst CC2.0
Wife
charged with clamping down on hubby's tally-whacker
Arrested after cop took a peek and a photo
Naked
man grabs wrong pair of shorts while being arrested
Oh shit...
Fireball
sighted over Palm Beach
Bad omen for pals of Bernard Madoff
Possession
of phlegm no longer a crime in Florida town
Letting loose is okee-dokey
Armed
robbers battered after demanding metal egg beater
Seriously, folks
Photo: Toni
Second
guy beats girlfriend w/sandwich
Incidents appear isolated to east coast; PB&J DNA
Bitter
Sugar
Everglades pimped?
$1.5
million in cash & carry fuck-up
See
the pics
I
was on the lam said Mike I am
After 35 years...caught
Alpha-Idiots
busted
Thieves try to steal car with cops inside
Gotta
smoke? No? Then you're dead.
Un-Lucky Strike
Man
barks like dog at judge
Dogs don't shoot people
Woman
claims she was bludgeoned with cheeseburger
Onions reportedly wihheld
Man
arrested for abusing girlfriend with sweet potato pie
Didn't meet his standards
O.J.
Slammer
Big prison time for The Juice: 'I didn't mean to...'
Remember
the Hertz spots?
Caught
on camera
Thief stuffs fowl in pants
Nursing
home employee calls out sick, then robs nursing home
Apparently not concerned about being recognized
Liquor
clerks rough up robber
Spirit-less in the pokey
Too happy for prison...
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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they
aren't after you"
Kurt Cobain
Drop yer drawers, sonny. We need a peek.
Friendly deputies may have suspected a bottle of J.D.
was hidden in Leon Hector's buttocks. Arrested for DUI.
Battery: A combination of cells which store energy
'Basic electronics'
Nathan Mullin had enough
energy to be charged with: Battery
He wound up with one cell
Nice Playboy model to cop: 'Get your fucking hands
off of me'
'Fucking hands' didn't play well with the jury. Rebecca
Reyes was sentenced to picking up trash for opposing an officer.
Mugs courtesy: MugShotDuJour
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"And what can be more obscene than our own
imaginations?"
Mark Twain
Aging Cabbage Patch Kid busted
Read
about it
Charged with Illegal Hair Reversal
Cops also say David McDaniel was asking for some folding
cash w/o a permit
Mr. Clean's nephew
arrested
Uncle: 'No comment'
Holy Cow
Cops say this nice lady wants to pee on your kids
Read
about it
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"What a fine mess..."
Oliver Hardy
His/her
name is Erica
"I have sinned against you, my Lord"
Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, after his trouser trout
was landed, by god, well outside the Pearly Gates
Clearly, Jimmy was praying to this guy. His real name
is God.
God was busted near a church for drugs - Heaven on earth
Read
the gospel according to God Lucky Howard here
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading"
Henny Youngman
Giving up driving probably would have worked for Marti
Ottley.
Smacked into a police cruiser...head on
Here's
what happened
"I am the god of hell fire..."
Arthur Brown
And I like to watch
On the front burner: Robert Marcum - c/w Arson
"They are the egg men. I am the walrus."
The Beatles
Baby, you're a rich man, too.
Deangelo Robertson: Charged with attempted murder
"You've got to have friends to make that day last
long"
Bette Midler
It appears Triston Macker's friends helped his day last
long with a Magic Marker while he was enjoying some really potent weed.
"I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped
my mother."
Henny Youngman
Looking in the mirror while holding electric wires is just wrong.
Keyon Mobley: Charged with domestic battery and naughty hair
"Adj. 1. pissed off - aroused to impatience or
anger"
www.thefreedictionary.com
When pulled over, Jarlene White's face got scrunchy
Driving w/suspended license
“Those who know don't tell and those who tell
don't know.”
Zen proverb
Conrad Baum's effort at secrecy failed horribly. Charged with attempted
murder.
“Seemed like a good idea at the time”
From the movie: Papillon
Someone might have counseled Sam Apostolou that trying
to obtain a controlled substance requires discretion.
"If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread,
they can sure make something out of you."
Muhammad Ali
If you're going to start swinging, be sure to eat your Wheaties. John
Allsbrook: Charged with domestic violence.
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